Monday – Valentines Day was a major disappointment. Yes, even Eros himself was left SOL.
Tuesday – I stepped out of the house for only about an hour or so to get out of the suburbs and catch some fresh air downtown. During that hour my dog managed to eat a box of chocolates, a box of condoms, and was found attempting to chew through a gift box containing a golden necklace. Thankfully she didn’t get sick Why was this crap just laying around my house? See Monday above. Yeah….. F*** life
Thursday – I sold a stack of my old childhood Playboy Magazines for $25 to an 80 year-old man. I guess people mature in different ways from each other throughout life, everyone is different. I was also able to go for a short run (even though it was mostly in the snow) for the first time in a while. Overall Thursday ended up being a pretty good day.
I’m just a guy in his 20’s living like a spinster…..
